Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: BAWWWWWSTIN
Job: Student
I'm Jamie.
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No music, costumes are terribly drawn, and you used dynamic text to sign your name. You clearly put as little effort into this as possible.
Author's Response:
*hyperventilates* God, I almost thought you were Tom. Jesus, try not to give me a heart attack! Anyway...
I just got Flash when I created this. I couldn't find out how to put music into a one frame flash(I still can't). I didn't have my drawing tablet. And I didn't know about the regular text back then. Basically, this was a practice flash. I put a lot of effort into it, and as a result, it(somehow)passed judgement.
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I was unaware that off-centered animated .gifs ripped from photobucket counted as a flash.
Author's Response:
Just like my Marge dress up game, this was a practice flash. I didn't know about the Alphas when I submitted this.
And, since it(somehow)passed judgement, I guess it does count as a Flash.
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Very humorous. I loved the ending with MissingNo. Good, fluent sprite animation, but I noticed during some transitions a smaller version of the map would flash for some reason, probably a mistake with v-cam or something :/.
Overall a solid, funny video that I favorited.
- Jamie
Author's Response:
Yes, it was a v-cam glitch and it annoys the hell out of me. I know how to fix it now, though, so my future flashes won't have it. :)
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Well, I really liked the poem, and the artwork was decent. However, it took me a while to think to hit tab on my keyboard to learn that I have to press the sun to get the movie to play :/. Fix it up with a better start button, and you'll be all set.
Overall, a nice short film with a good poem.
- Jamie
Author's Response:
hey man. sorry about the whole play button deliema. i was rushing (check the commentary). But im glad you liked it. i think it woulda turned out better if i hadnt been rushed. oh well. thanks for the review
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Good artwork and decent dialogue made this a winner. However, I felt like it was a little long for a short regarding this subject, especially the bedroom scene. But overall, I liked it.
- Jamie
Author's Response:
Heh, I get ya.
I'll keep that in mind, thanks
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Random, but fun. I liked the artwork and nice music selection. Great coding, as well! The randomness of this game was superb, being a flying angry onion dodging what appeared to be pudding and lima beans while eating assorted sushi rolls was more than I could wrap my mind around.
Overall a fun game, a decent time waster!
- Jamie
Author's Response:
The thingie flying around, chasing you if actually sour cream xD, I drew it off some picture I saw but it's hard to see. Sour cream and onion ! XD
The level system should be up soon!
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I actually enjoyed this. I liked the artwork. The music was confusing, I've heard some songs to wear pants to, but I've never heard that one. But for some reason it made me chuckle a little.
Overall good artwork and I'm sure you will produce some more good stuff!
- Jamie
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I thought this was a change of pace for the portal! I loved the message you tried to convey through this unique metaphor of hiding your emotions behind a mask. I really liked it, I'm happy you got a good grade.
However, since this is an animation site, I suppose I have to critique it based on how well it was animated as well. I wasn't a fan of the artwork, I'm sorry. I still really appreciate the message you tried to put this message across.
Good job!
- Jamie
Author's Response:
um... K.
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I really enjoyed this! Very catchy music and a decent twist to an old classic made this a nice change of pace in the portal! Also, the graphics were nice, reminiscent to N64 mini-games or something that I remember from my past.
Overall, I loved it. Great job!
- Jamie
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Well, the artwork was a little lacking of course, but I found it kind of charming half-way through. I liked the "silent story", or a story told with no words. A dying art form! I'd like to see some more animations from you like this, but maybe with better doodles and possibly some faint music in the background.
Overall, I thought this was a very charming little story, and with more practice you could make some great work.
- Jamie
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